I’m unskilled in the fine art of photoshopping, so let’s all pretend there’s a dog on the luxury yacht (I think it’s a yacht: it’s certainly luxurious) with a bottle of Royal Treatment’s organic dog shampoo, Mediterranean Sea Breeze in one paw on there.
Thank you.
I don’t know where you fine people are, but here in New York City it’s really cold (so cold my cat suddenly loves to snuggle up, not out of love you understand, but because he knows I’m a good source of heat to keep him toasty and warm). And really cold means being in the cold is the last place you want to be.
The cold means hurried walks, dog booties, dog coats, and extra TLC for our pooches in the form of grooming to help keep their coats soft, shiny, healthy, and their skin moisturised and supple.
The best way to do this is with our fantastic luxury grooming products made specifically for your pet. Organic, high grade ingredients (and I know some people who use it on themselves!) are always the only ingredients used.
And this month, what better way to shoo away the cold than with a vacation to the Mediterranean. Of course, if you’re like me, you can’t actually afford to pop off to the Mediterranean on a weather-based whim, so we’ll have to settle with the next best thing: Royal Pet Club’s Mediterranean Sea Breeze Bundle!
Yes, by giving your dog a delicious spa day (the bundle includes our tearless and brightening shampoo and our detangling and moisturising conditioner) you can both pretend your on the beach, or sunning yourself on your wonderful luxury yacht, sipping champagne (you), and dogitinis (your dog), and gazing the the crystal clear blue waters surrounding you (see picture above, please).
The bundle is normally $39.45, but Royal Pet Club members can have it for only $29.95! That’s a whole $9.50 off!
If you’re not a member (inconceivable!) then don’t panic – you can sign up on the website right now and take advantage of this fantastic offer.
Our products are all designed with your pet’s sensitive skin in mind, don’t contain any harsh foaming agents, and is a total bargain, even at twice the price (but don’t worry, Lorenzo would never do that to you). Trust me, these are the best organic pet grooming supplies for dogs (and cats) around. Spread the word.